Since it came up in conversation, or more accurately, since it came up in the “How to use my psychic ability” post this weekend, I thought I’d pull one one of my favorite posts out of the archives for you. My sympathy for zombie-kind is influenced most likely influenced by living in Western Pennsylvania in short-drive distance from the locations of “Night of the Living Dead”and “Dawn of the Dead.” More likely it is a distinct feeling of kinship when the alarm goes off every workday at 5:45 am and I haven’t had any coffee yet. I’ve grown fond of “Zombie Cat” and am looking forward to my new Schrodinger’s Cat tee shirt that is on it’s way from shirt.woot.com. Anyway – here ya go.
“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint – it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly… time-y wimey… stuff.” – Doctor Who in “Blink” episode, written by Steven Moffat.
There are two words that make me inwardly cringe when I read (or hear) them in a Tarot question: “Will” and “When”.
Predictions and time are knotty subjects in this work. Predictions are actually a scientific thing. A prediction is really nothing more then expert opinion about where trends are headed based on existing data and past results. For example, we can predict where in the sky Mars will be a year from now based on laws of gravity, planetary motion, existing observations and so on. As I understand it, that is the kind of “prediction” that a scientific principle has to be able to make in order for that principle to be considered valid within the scientific method.
Science spends so much time and energy bashing and demeaning “psychic predictions” when many of them are, at their heart, the same as the scientific kind of predictions. The “psychic” reader is an objective observer, knows human nature, and can see trends that the person involved may not see. A Tarot reader can predict where things are going in a relationship just like a scientist can predict where Mars is headed over the next year. The only real difference is psychic predictions are based on right-brain, non-linear logic and de facto folk-psychology instead of left-brain linear logic and hard data.
And that is looking at it from a very superficial, everyday experience point of view. This is Isaac Newton kind of stuff. It’s like predicting that when an apple detaches from the tree, it will fall down. What if we go a little quantum about it?
Think Schrodinger’s Cat.
In theory, once the experiment is set up and started, the cat could come out of it alive – or not – or both if you are into zombies. Or neither one if the cat suddenly ceased to exist. Disappearing / Zombie Cat could happen…it’s just extreme magnitudes of unlikely. (See the BBC Horizon Series’ program “Parallel Universes” hosted by Dr. Michio Kaku, based on his book “Parallel Worlds”)
When the moment of discovery is still in the future, the possibility and attendent probability exists for all outcomes. In the mysterious and undetermined future, all four conditions exist, even our unlikely disappearing / undead pet. Can you predict which way THAT is headed using nothing but your brain and some pretty pictures? If you “predict” the most likely of the potential outcomes (meaning the cat is still there and not a zombie) is that psychic or science? If you predict Zombie Cat, is that quackery, or was the vision just dialed into a different wibbly-wobbly timeline out there in the multiverse?
The Zombie Cat may well exist out there. We don’t know, because multiverses, as the video says, is unproven. No-cat and Zombie Cat might be out there, but they just don’t make the jump from possible to probable to IS. At least not in this particular world. All potentials exists until “the wave collapses” and the moment becomes NOW instead of future, and then slips instantly into the past. Now and Past are fully collapsed probability waves. They exist – ska-doosh! – done deal, nothing to predict. The future on the other hand, that’s a different animal still.
Now, just to make things really interesting, let’s introduce Zombie Cat to Alice the Vampire.
In the movie Twilight, the psychic vampire Alice could see the future, insofar as people have decided what they want to do. If someone changes their mind, or changes their action, then her vision changes. She can predict, but with uncertainty. Her predictions are predicated on the course people are on. Alice the vampire’s visions and Zombie Cat’s existence are a matter of probability, not absolute “prediction”. And so it is with Tarot and psychic readings.
Let’s say our cat has human-like intelligence and a choice rather than being an utter victim of circumstance as in the classic thought experiment. What if there was some choice the cat could make or some action it could take that would keep the gunpowder from going off. What if it could blow out the fuse? Now how do you make predictions under that set of conditions?
Imagine your psychic vision was of a dead cat? (a 50% probable outcome in the original experiment) What if the cat heard you make that “psychic” prediction and blew out the fuse when it otherwise wouldn’t have? Was the prediction wrong? (Thankfully-zombie cats are way more fun than just plain dead ones)
Let’s shift gears again to Zombie Cat, Alice Vampire and Tarot readings.
Will you get that job? I dunno. Did you apply for it? Update your resume? Schedule an interview? Check the classifieds for other options? (What has the cat done to keep the powder from exploding) Has the person doing the hiring made any decisions or taken any actions? (collapsed the probability wave)
On the other hand, a reading can give you advice that maybe can help you get that job: be flexible (4 of swords), emphasize your skills and experience (The Emperor) or show you’d be a caring team player (5 of coins). A good advice reading is like the psychic yelling at the cat in the bunker to blow out the fuse to improve the chances that it won’t blow up.
When will you get married? I dunno. The future is just as Wibbly-Wobbly as the Doctor told us. But Tarot can give you ideas about how to bring love and happiness of all sorts into your life, no matter what choices and psychic-vision-changes happen along the way.
If you do nothing, take no advice, make no choices, then your chances of getting the future you want is about the same as the chances of a Zombie Cat coming out of that experiment – no matter what a psychic may predict.
Next time: The Ghost of Zombie Cat
Videos by Minute Physics, via youtube.com. Please watch! I highly recommend them!
For a Tarot reading with a geeky, science loving, down to earth, no-nonsense, “why not both?” Zombie Cat kind of reader, click HERE